The "Me, Myself, and I" Monologues..

DAY 0:

Decided to start a public monologue series.. (don't see the sense in a private journal/diary anyway, what's the use of doing something.. if it doesn't have ze opportunity to come back and bite you in ze butt, right?).. knew it had to be prosaic (hence the absence of references to soliloquies in the title)..
I then spent an awful lot of time (20 whole minutes!) "wordsmithing" and "wordjuggling".. finally settling on something simple and narcissistic (it HAS to have the word "me" in it. and of course, right?), and something that hints on my life as a dramedy.

"Me, Myself, and I".
Perfect. And that's how it all began.